lol. So Absinthe industry is going well, as usual. We started mixing it with rootbeer, which is quite tasty... kind of like a stimulating jack and coke ;-)
This week has been kind of shitty. I had to kick my roommate out, and she was pretty terrible. You see, I am kind of a neat freak and this girl lived in my house for two months. Iit wasn't bad in the beginning, but slowly but surely her lack of employment combined with overall laziness and her shoving polictical garbage down my throat led to me wanting to run my car into hers everytime I wanted to park in the driveway.
So she leaves. And I am thinking she has the courtesy to clean... silly me. So I innocently look in the bathroom, it looks normal-ish, except for this smell...
I open the shower curtain, only to discover an inch thick (NO JOKE) of black hair covering the bottom of her shower.
It gets worse.
I turn the water on, and insects start to move around the drain.
So I poured some bleach all over everything and poured some stuff down the drain... but I had a legitmate nightmare about it.
Moving right along, its been a while since I blogged and wow I already have one follower, I guess thats good. Way to go man/woman.
Some cool shit to try:
Absinthe, egg whites, super fine sugar, 1/2 and 1/2 and lemon juice - SEA FIZZ.
next.
So to add to the ring of unemployed people in my life, my brother has been playing guitar hero all day, sure the dishes aren't done, the dogs aren't fed, the mail is still in the box, he hasn't showered, but he did beat the game on medium and I guess I like the music, so I guess I can't bitch?
on to sex.
WOW is that fun.
On to my car,
So the Hulk, as I call him, has been running smoothly for 10 years now, he is a green mustang, that you wouldn't like when he's angry. I know I don't, it is 109 degrees in Vegas and the air conditioning only runs when David Banner has control of the engine.
Peace.
-Green Fairy
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